December 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
May 2011
3 posts
New Guy shall be known as the viking.
he is a scruffy blonde and he shall now be known as the viking.
I asked the viking a very important question today.
Me: ‘do you know how to play ‘creep’ by radiohead on your guitar’
The Viking: ‘is this some kind of set up’?
By golly, I think he has a brain.
What are you wearing?
I have been super depressed lately (blog post about that later) and wanted so badly to cancel on my date for last night but I am glad I didn’t. New guy is super awesome and he gets me and my hang ups. For now any ways.
I get a text this morning from new guy (who has no nick name yet) asking me what I am wearing. I though this might be an extension of kinky sex talk from last night (nope...
Necklace.
I have this antique looking black key I sometimes wear around my neck. It is simply a key on a black cord.
I was asked: ‘why do you wear that black key around your neck? Are you going to give it to someone who can unlock your heart’?
If I gave someone the key I wore around my neck would they be able to unlock my heart? Is my heart locked, is this the key that will magically open...
April 2011
12 posts
What is in a name?
So a few years ago, I knew a girl.
We used to call each other by our last names.
Girl got married.
I went to wedding.
A year after wedding, I called her by her premarried name. My bad. I forgot.
She seemed offended.
A few months after that, I called her by her premarried name again. She reminded me of her married name again. I got a follow up email. Just a snarky friendly reminder.
I had...
Wu Tang Name Generator →
And mine: from this day forward you
you will also be known as
Tha Genius
onmysix:
georgecocksman:
lilsey:
I will be known this day forward as MAD LOVER.
George Cocksman from this day forward you you will also be known as Irate Dominator
On My Six from this day forward you you will also be known as
Scratchin’ Assassin
Kinky Quiz Results
I took a quiz and I scored switch- but very high on sadist and dominant- interesting.
You Scored as Switch
Switch96%Experimental82%Sadist75%Dominant75%Exhibitionist / Voyeur64%Submissive50%Bondage36%Degradation Lover36%Masochist29%Vanilla14%
lareid asked: are you gonna kick that guy's ass? do you want me to send over someone who'll do it for you?
Cock Break
My romantic life has been a little confusing.
This is not what I wanted- I just want to have fun, no drama, no stress.
They (Men folk) have stressed me out, given me drama and sucked the fun from my fun.
I have decided to take a cock break.
SEE AUTO POST
@BenJoBubble @steelcitydiva
Trapeze tickle play, wrestling, pillow fight, feet...
I have seen a great many things.
I am not being judgy at all- just curious about a scene at Sanctuary.
Enter big girl and cute guy. Girl lays down, guy lifts himself up on a trapeze handle thingy and begins swinging his legs back and forth over her belly. She giggles like crazy- he duct tapes her mouth shut, they wrestle, they have pillow fights- he trapeze tickles her (?), she covers her face...
Snarky Jeffrey
So I have 2 mini dates with NB aka one of the Jeffs and he said the snarkiest thing to me after I made a request.
Our plans for today were- he comes over at 10, we wash my car, we have lunch and mall time- naked time then hook up again later for dinner.
It is looking more like our plans are- he comes over at 10, we wash my car, we have lunch and mall time and I stab him in the face.
Jeffrey...
March 2011
8 posts
#100factsaboutme 88-100
88. I have 8 toenails.
89. My toes are starting to throb.
90. I am sleepy.
91. Nothing turns me on more than guys with big dicks and big hearts.
92. Last 4 men I have been romantic with have been Irish, know how to play the guitar, 3 of the 4 write poetry, 3 of the 4 sang to me- of those 3, 2 sang CREEP by Radiohead (I did not ask). See pattern here? Lets break that shall we.
93. I can have...
about my feet.
Long story about why my toenails got so jacked up- but they were/are.
Podiatrist said that they toenail would eventually fall off- he could not tell me when. I asked:
Me: So one day I can just be taking off my shoe and my toenail will just fall off and toe be bloody and shit.
Doc: Pretty much.
Me: Ummmmm that could be awkward.
Doc: Pretty much.
Me: Anything we can do about that?
Doc: I can...
about my feet.
Long story about why my toenails got so jacked up- but they were/are.
Podiatrist said that they toenail would eventually fall off- he could not tell me when. I asked:
Me: So one day I can just be taking off my shoe and my toenail will just fall off and toe be bloody and shit.
Doc: Pretty much.
Me: Ummmmm that could be awkward.
Doc: Pretty much.
Me: Anything we can do about that?
Doc: I can...
#100factsaboutme 76-87
76. I may never wear the color pink- but I own lots of PINK stuff (no clothes).
77. I have been to Hedonism in Jamaica.
78. I go to the Exotic Erotic Ball every year.
79. Out of my 3 dogs- I do have a favorite.
80. I am an accessory junkie- I wear far too much and I don’t care.
81. Extremely competitive.
82. I miss my blackberry.
83. I secretly like my iphone.
84. I have no real...
#100factsaboutme 51-75
51. I always feel compelled to call the alpha playmate in my life ‘daddy’- but don’t want to freak him out.
52. I love trash TV shows- like Maury and Jersey Shore.
53. My bruises have healed.
54. I want new ones.
55. I collect toys- leggos, dunnys, Nintendo toys.
56. I am currenly reading 3 books- yes 3 at a time.
57. I am really a good girl! I may just be a tad sexually...
#100factsaboutme 36-50
36. Karma Police- Radiohead is one of my most favorite songs.
37. I hate wearing lingerie.
38. I rarely wear panties.
39. I made out in the back seat of my car on St. Patrick’s day with a leprechaun.
40. I posted a picture of his naked ass on twitter later that evening.
41. I am still in love with a Canadian.
42. I am stuck here in Texas.
43. Messes give me anxiety.
44. I vacuum...
#100factsaboutme 1-35
1. I am really bored right now.
2. I am on my period.
3. My favorite color is black (yeah I know).
4. I am double fisting caffeine right now. (one tea, one coffee).
5. I like girls.
6. I loveeeeee boys.
7. Size matters to me.
8. I think I bit off more I can chew with the 100 facts about me thing.
9. I prefer to sleep alone.
10. Awesome cook.
11. Even better lover.
12. Collects toys.
...
Basement dwelling MMO players- fact or myth
I had the cutest conversation with the clerk at the comic book store yesterday. We were talking about the addition of Kawaii to the store and chit chatting about non nerdy stuff- when the topic of Rift came up. He plays. I plays. He was cute. I am cute. NO I WAS NOT FLIRTING- JUST SAYING. I may have made a joke about living in the basement and playing MMOs- And Turns out he lives in the...
February 2011
2 posts
January 2011
8 posts
onmysix-deactivated20110428 asked: YAY!!!!! You're here!
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
I forgot I had a tumblr
BFD I have a tumblr- OMG I need to finish this report or IMA die.
December 2010
7 posts
listening to "Shadow of the day - Linkin Park" →
@Docwes because then maybe you can translate for me what he says when he GEEK TALKS (TYVM)
listening to "The Shadow Of The Day - Linkin Park... →
Follow @Docwes because then maybe you can translate for me what he says when he GEEK TALKS (TYVM)
listening to "Janis Joplin - Piece of my heart" →
Time to get spliffed- Janis Joplin – Piece of my heart
listening to "The Black Keys - Tighten Up" →
Still heart this tune. The Black Keys – Tighten Up
listening to "Glycerine - Bush" →
If you ever hear @FormatMe sing “Glycerine – Bush”- you will cream your panties if you wear any.
listening to "Machinehead - Bush" →
Breathe in, breathe out——- Machinehead – Bush
listening to "Shinedown - 45" →
Hello blip- have you missed me? Shinedown – 45
October 2010
4 posts
listening to "The Black Keys - The Only One" →
The Black Keys – The Only One
listening to "awolnation - Burn It Down" →
awolnation – Burn It Down
listening to "Ghostland Observatory - Sad Sad... →
Ghostland Observatory – Sad Sad City
listening to "Suga Free - If U Stay Ready" →
For my homie @Benjobubble -Suga Free – If U Stay Ready. (Baby I am from the bay, I don’t do hood, I got swagga)
August 2010
35 posts
listening to "Garbage - Nobody Loves You" →
Garbage – Nobody Loves You
listening to "K →
Awesome @Dontkawai: “Interesting strategy. And…OUCH! lol “Bang Bang” - K’naan (ft. Adam Levine)”
listening to "The Cure - The Last Day Of Summer" →
The Cure – The Last Day Of Summer
listening to "Pearl Jam - Black" →
Pearl Jam – Black